HUNG LIKE A TRIPOD?

What if I’m NOT hung like a tripod? What’ll this guy do??

THIS GUY’S ASSUMING A LOT OF INFORMATION

Could you imagine greeting someone in real life like this? Even on the internet it feels so uncouth. “You’re a bottom
Bareback and crystal meth. Text me.”

HOLY SHIT

You gotta read this whole post to fully appreciate the insanity of it all. Jesus fucking christ. The extent some men will go to just to get laid.

Then again, I’m sure he copied and pasted this paragraph and sent it to multiple people at once… there’s no way he typed this all out just for me. At least I hope he didn’t.