THIS GUY ONLY LIKES GUYS WHO HAVE FUCKED BLACK GUYS I GUESS

This guy is EAGER.

I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT, DUDE MAN BRAH

Omg shut uupppppp

A MASCULINE DISC??

Masculine disc… I’m an idiot.

ANN MY MAN!!

Nothing really incriminating, just a funny typo.

Also BTW I’m back from Australia now.

MR MAN GUY DUDE

Maybe instead of “Terrible Loser,” my alias on this blog should be “Mr. Man Guy Dude.” It has a certain nice ring to it.

I FEEL LIKE I BROKE THE RULES OF TINDER

What’s sad is that after I said this, we proceeded to have a lengthy conversation in which we told each other what we’re sexually into and how we wanna do it to each other. We even exchanged phone numbers and texted that way too.

And you know, I feel kinda bad about this because I feel like tinder is meant to be not so sexual/it’s not for hooking up… And yet there I was, having a conversation on tinder about topics I’d normally talk about on grindr. Oh well. I guess that’s what I get for implying sexual stuff on a gay dating app. It’s really all the same shit anyway.

IN ON TINDER NOW

I predict I’m not gonna be oh this app for long, though. But while I still have it, you bet I’ll be screen capping the stupid conversations I have.

Peace, Love, and Up The Butt,
– Terrible Loser

NOW THAT’S A CREEPY SMILE (SUBMISSION)

This was emailed to me yesterday by a very awesome dude named Scott Medeiros. And lemme tell you, it is loaded! First off: that smile. Girl. That smile is so creepy. It looks like if the crypt keeper came out of the closet and then blew Dracula.

Secondly, I love the misplaced comma. “Looking for ,fun”, eh?

EDIT: I SOMEHOW DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL NOW THE MISSPELLING OF THE WORD ” DISCRETE “??? DECRETE HAHAHHA

But thirdly, I gotta turn this on Scott for a second, because girl, why you on grindr while driving your car?? Put the phone down and watch the road, sir!

But thanks for this lovely submissiom anyway. 😉

Remember, if you want to submit your ridiculous, gross, or just plain weird conversations with homosexual men on the internet to be featured on this blog, email them to me at bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com.

Peace, Love, and Up The Butt!
– Terrible Loser

DON’T PUSH YOUR LUCK, PRINCESS

 

Sorry once again for taking forever to post. In some good news, however, I got a new job! So yea that’s why I haven’t been posting as religiously.

 

Anyway, about this image: Yea, this guy was being a fucking princess. Seriously? Breakfast ready for him the next morning? For an online hookup? I like how he assumed I’d allow him to even sleep in my bed. Seriously fuck this dude. But not in the sexual way.

ASK YOU WHAT

 

I love the grammar of this message. I like to imagine that he’s sitting with me at a bar and he’s just randomly showed up with a cigar in his mouth, and he’s all “Hey there sweet cheeks, ask you what — how d’ya like ta fuck?”

 

“I’ll suck ya fer a quatah!”