“HO” (SUBMISSION)

We’ve all been there.

I’M JUST BEING HONEST

Basically.

HI HI HI HI HI HEY HI HELLO HI

Sorry I’m a bit late in this one. TGIF! OK well it’s Saturday now, but whatever.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T FIND THIS SO FUNNY… BUT WHO CARES

No comment needed on this, really. Except that when I saw this for the first time I laughed so hard that I startled my entire office.

I HAVE A SMARTPHONE NOW

And so I therefore have Grindr.

 

It’s a whole new world of Ineligible Bachelors to talk to!!!

 

This blog is just gonna get better and better, I tell ya.

 

Get excited.

BUT BITCH I’M HERE!

I wonder why this guy thinks I’m not real. Does he think that I stole my pictures and posted them and that they’re not actually of me? Or does he think that I’m too cute to actually willingly hook up from Adam4Adam? Because if that’s the case, then yea, I guess I am too cute to be real.

 

SIDENOTE: Apparently this is my 100th post????????? Heyyyy gurl whatsuppp

HEYYYYYYYYY WHATS UP

Yes yes I know it’s been over 2 months since I last posted, but y’know what? I’ll tell you a little something: This blog isn’t high on my priorities list. Mama’s gotta eat! And Ineligible Bachelors pays zero of my bills. But here’s a good one I’ve been savin’ up for you guys in the mean time. Hope you enjoy!