SEXY FUCKER IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING

Yea, that’s me. The sexy fucker in sheep’s clothing who will actually screencap your nonsense and blast it to the internet.

GREETINGS EVERY TIME OF DAY

I never got one for night time 😦

SIR?

I didn’t know Ask Jeeves was on grindr.

JUST AT WORK, YOURSELF???

This guy is a loser, straight up

!EREHT OLLEH

I dish it back… Wards.

HEY HI HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

Omg shut up Mark you already introduced yourself three times

AUSTRALIAN SLANG LESSON

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Australian culture is that people here say “what’s doing,” instead of “what are you doing” or “what’s up.” And I find this totally weird. Is it weird? Do any of you say “what’s doing” ? Feel free to share your experience with this phrase in the comments section below ~

GREETINGS!

This is how a true love connection starts, people.

WHAT’S SO FUNNY, “CHILLIN”?

This guy seems like he must be a riot. Even saying hi to strangers online makes him giggle.

W/E

I must be on a not-using-my-words streak or something. I’ll be back to forming fill sentences tomorrow, I promise.