WE CAN MEET LATE AT NIGHT, JUST TO KNOW US

Ugh, the DESPERATION!!!! Sometimes I think I can’t handle it, but then I remember I have a blog dedicated to it.

Sidenote: “We can meet late at night just to know us” sounds like a lyric from a top 40’s pop song, doesn’t it?

THIS GUY KEPT WANTING ME TO COME OVER AT LIKE MIDNIGHT

This guy fucking sucks.

I GUESS NOT

Yea guess not indeed.

HEY HEY HEY

“Maybe if I try the same message again but repeat what I said twice he’ll respond to me…”

Nope.

YOU SWALLOWABLE??

I mean I guess I am.

HELP ME OUT, GUYS

Hey, everybody! Today I decided to post something a little different because to be completely honest with you guys? I’m running out of content. I maybe have one out two weeks worth of stuff left and then I dunno what’ll happen.

Do you want Ineligible Bachelors to survive? DO YOU??? Then I need to get submissions!! Seriously, help a bitch out over here.

Send your raunchy, goofy, ridiculous, or just plain stupid conversation screenshots to my email, bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com.

It can be from Scruff, Grindr, OKC, Tinder, even Facebook! I don’t care. As long as it’s gay. Hell I’ll even accept straight shit at this point, I just wanna expose people being weird/dumbasses! Also I’ll blot out any names to maintain privacy because I’m not THAT kind of bitch.

OK, that’s all for now I guess. We’ll resume our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.

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GIMME SUBMISSIONS.

THROWBACK FRIDAY: REMEMBER THIS GUY?

I think I posted something from this same exact guy not too long ago. And he always said the same shit: “what’s it going to take to get you into my bed???” He was always really persistent and desperate and kinda sad…

THROWBACK FRIDAY: U LIKE OLDER GUYS?

Nothing very special about this post, except that I love the sad desperation of his question. “Are you into older? I really hope you are. My night depends on it.”

POOR PATRICK

Sigh. On the one hand I’m an asshole but in the other hand he’s just not getting the hint.

“HO” (SUBMISSION)

We’ve all been there.