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THE SAGA OF TOP DAILY, PART FOUR (I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS OVER TOO)

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OK, so I thought our conversation was over. I was wrong. Last night he was messaging me about how he thinks I should shave my facial hair and how he’s looking for a clean shaven bottom boyfriend, and I was just like “well then I’m not your man” and I went to sleep thinking that would be the end of it.

Nope. Instead I wake up to SEVEN MESSAGES. YES!!! This is Ineligible Bachelors GOLD!! And not only does he text blast me, but he also unnecessarily brings ethnicity into the conversation, and he makes no fucking sense the entire time. Can any if you guys understand what he’s even trying to say? Feel free to comment below.

Anyway, yea. I think I love Top Daily. He is singlehandedly responsible for not one, not two, not three, but FOUR DIFFERENT POSTS ON THIS BLOG. Sorry if y’all are bored with him but man is this guy a goldmine of ridiculousness.

Hopefully I’ll resume normal post content tomorrow. Unless Top Daily decides to self-destruct on my inbox some more.

Peace, Love, and Up The Butt,
– Terrible Loser

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RACIST CONVERSATION ABOUT MY ETHNICITY

RACIST CONVERSATION ABOUT MY ETHNICITY

If you’ve been following Ineligible Bachelors for a bit now, you’ll know that when I go on DudesNude, Adam4Adam, or even OKCupid, and I encounter someone who I suspect is a crazy or stupid individual, I will provoke them into saying even crazier or stupider shit. And then I can screencap it and share it with you guys!

So when this guy started trying to figure out what my ethnicity is (He started off by saying that I was Armenian, which, let me tell you one thing: I don’t look Armenian at all) (I’m very very white), I figured I’d just roll with his inane comments and try to have as much of a laugh out of it as possible.

P.S. I love when he calls me a Dumb Queen. Priceless.