There just doesn’t seem to be much in it for me out of this deal…
Tag Archives: weird
PARK PSYCHOPATH
What I didn’t tell this guy, though, is that I DO live very near the park he was talking about. But he was gross and creepy so I certainly wasn’t going to give that secret away.
COMPLETE STRANGER DANGER
I can’t even come up with an explanation for this one.
THE CUTEST THING EVER
Fuck off, Randy.
“CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THAT?”
This reads like a weird Help Wanted ad in the newspaper, and I’m not here for it.
NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW TALL I AM
This guy was being weird. So I did what I do to all weirdos, I screen cap them and put them on this blog.
In an unrelated note if any of you wanna buy me some shoes, go for it. I’ll send you an address or PO box or something.
SCRUFF ESSAY
Does this guy know that most of that information can be found in your basic profile? I hate when guys do this, it’s as if an overload of information and text will distract me from the fact that I don’t think you’re cute and its not fucking happening.
BIG FEET AND HYPNOTIC EYES
L
Seriously though how does he know.
INELIGIBLE LOSERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD (SUBMISSION(S))
Hey guys sorry I haven’t posted in a couple days
I’ve been distracted for various reasons I can’t get into, but here are three submissions from my friends who is traveling the world and encountering weird homos in every country he visits
And they all seem to want to give massages.
So there you go. Now you don’t have to go abroad since clearly men are the same everywhere.
Peace, Love, and Up The Butt,
– Terrible Loser
SELLING DRUGS ON GRINDR (SUBMISSION)
Sorry for not posting yesterday, I lost track of time. To make up for it here’s a multi-image post. This friend of mine is out in some random south pacific country and he got a message from someone who listed a bunch of diseases in his profile. As my friend put it, “1. Why are you selling drugs on grindr? 2. Why wouldn’t you put it in English before messaging a white person?”
My friend may have a point.
Ineligible Bachelors 