FASHION ADVICE FROM A LOSER IN PERTH, AUSTRALIA

Fuck this guy! And fuck Perth!

THE CUTEST THING EVER

Fuck off, Randy.

WHAT A SHITTY IDEA

Seriously fuck this kid

WOULD RATHER FUCK YOU IN PERSON

I seriously fucking hate it when randoms from thousands of miles away message me. Like seriously? People USE the global view feature in Scruff? It’s totally pointless other than to make you feel sad about how much better that array of guys is than the people who are immediately around you.

LOOK SOOO INNOCENT

I guess it does.

SCRUFF ESSAY

Does this guy know that most of that information can be found in your basic profile? I hate when guys do this, it’s as if an overload of information and text will distract me from the fact that I don’t think you’re cute and its not fucking happening.

HORNY FOR A JOB

This was back when I was working at my old job and I was really fucking tired of working there. So I decided to take that out on this poor horny grindr stranger.

I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT, DUDE MAN BRAH

Omg shut uupppppp

BOYFRIENDS ON GRINDR (GET OFF THE INTERNET!!)

I hate these fucking bitches who have boyfriends but are still on grindr but then still initiate conversations with you. Stop getting my hopes up!

These dudes were good for making fun of, though.

Sometimes I’m in a homewrecking mood.

Like the old saying goes: all roads lead to Rome. Or sexual topics, in this case. Whatever.

(BTW, this conversation ended up confronting and I became friends with these dudes. Theyre actually nice)

TRANSCENDENTAL TOPICS ON TINDER

This guy’s an idiot, and I’m pretty sure the weather doesn’t count as a transcendental topic. Whatever. Too lazy to Google it, honestly.