I can’t even come up with an explanation for this one.
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ANOTHER ONE
I get a lot of marriage proposals and death threats, what can I say.
W/E
I must be on a not-using-my-words streak or something. I’ll be back to forming fill sentences tomorrow, I promise.
This Was The Most Fun I’ve Ever Had On Adam4Adam
Alright, you’re gonna have to click on the images to get this post. I’m sorry. I haven’t learned how to work WordPress completely to my advantage, give me a fuckin’ break.
Anyway so I get a message from this naked motherfucker, and he just typed the letter “H” and then hit send. Now, I know he meant to write “Hey” or “Hi,” but instead of just deleting his message like any normal person would, I responded by mocking him.
And I figured that that would be the end of it. “This will make a cute post on Ineligible Bachelors,” I thought to myself. But no! Wait! He responded!
With MORE GIBBERISH!! So I proceeded to respond accordingly again.
Now clearly here I’m just fucking with him. There was no way that this dude wasn’t going to realize that I have no respect for him or his intelligence. And yet I was wrong again:
“coestoon yiu no have problem twxting now 323304544” ?? Is he mocking me back? I seriously have no idea. So at this point I responded by just slamming my hands on the keyboard a bunch of times and then hitting Enter, because fuck this guy.
And it was only at THAT point that he started to get confused. And yet even in his confusion he still spelled “What” incorrectly. I love it. And I know I’m probably making fun of an person who’s ESL for being ESL, and that that’s totally not cool of me, but I don’t care. This conversation was hilarious. Thank you, random naked faggot. I salute you and your inability to literally type anything correctly.
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