A MASCULINE DISC??

Masculine disc… I’m an idiot.

I’M A SLUT, DON’T WORRY

This bitch did not know who he was talking to, seriously.

WHAT A STUPID QUESTION TO ASK ME

I mainly like how he asked me if I hook up when I had just asked him if he was up for a threeway. Anyway. Hope you guys had a great Halloween weekend too!

I FEEL LIKE I BROKE THE RULES OF TINDER

What’s sad is that after I said this, we proceeded to have a lengthy conversation in which we told each other what we’re sexually into and how we wanna do it to each other. We even exchanged phone numbers and texted that way too.

And you know, I feel kinda bad about this because I feel like tinder is meant to be not so sexual/it’s not for hooking up… And yet there I was, having a conversation on tinder about topics I’d normally talk about on grindr. Oh well. I guess that’s what I get for implying sexual stuff on a gay dating app. It’s really all the same shit anyway.

IN ON TINDER NOW

I predict I’m not gonna be oh this app for long, though. But while I still have it, you bet I’ll be screen capping the stupid conversations I have.

Peace, Love, and Up The Butt,
– Terrible Loser

UPDATE: I LOVE GRINDR

This app is awesome. My life before having a smartphone was garbage in comparison.

Also I’m getting used to posting on ineligible bachelors via smartphone as well so bear with me. Sorry for being slow (as usual)

INELIGIBLE BACHELORS SPOTLIGHT: OKAY STUUPID

Hey guys!

Today on Ineligible Bachelors, I want to bring your attention to this fabulous new Tumblr Blog I found called “Okay Stuupid,” which is basically a heterosexual version of Ineligible Bachelors, and it focuses entirely on the ridiculous profiles of guys and girls on OKCupid.

http://okaystuupid.tumblr.com/

It’s pretty wonderful, and if you have a Tumblr or a brain, I highly suggest you follow Okay Stuupid. And then come back here and look for more posts on Ineligible Bachelors. And then go back to Okay Stuupid to see if they’ve posted anything while you were gone.

XOXO

– Terrible Loser

GAY ITALIAN BEARS COVER “APPLAUSE” : OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

I found this music video by Mauriziano & Mr. GagaBear, who I’m guessing are an up-and-coming Italian musical duo that decided to make this really laughably-bad cover of Lady Gaga’s “Applause,” AND top it off with a very uncomfortable music video that makes 80’s workout videos seem like Stanley Kubrick films.

Needless to say, this is a must-watch.

Let’s Not Forget That I’m An Ineligible Bachelor, Too.

Hey, clearly I’m proud to be a slut. Why else would I have made this blog?

Into Older?

It’s a double-photo post today. And I guess this also fits into the category of “pointless questions” because if I was into older, you’d know because I’d look at the age listed on your profile and I’d message you back if I’m interested!

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not opposed to older men. I’m 22 myself and I’ve had sex with 46-year-olds. So don’t come away from this post thinking that I’m a typical age-ist gay guy who only wants to sleep with men who are just like me. However, I’m still gonna laugh at these guys for asking a question that ultimately accomplishes nothing. Am I into older? Shut up!