CASUAL DATING WHILE IN A RELATIONSHIP?

I was trying to be monogamous with someone (which never lasts long for me, ever) when I took this screen shot. And you know what? I’m a loyal guy! And that’s something I’ll take to my grave.

THIS GUY SPEAKS HIS MIND

I assume he gave up on trying to get my attention, and he expressed his abdication textually. “No.” Hey, he gets points for being communicative!

WHAT IS THIS GUYS USERNAME ANYWAY

Is that an Arabic symbol?

DON’T CALL ME CUTE (SUBMISSION)

This is another submission from Manny Ramesh, and I really love his attitude here. It sort of reminds me of the beginning of “Dance In The Dark” when she’s all “don’t call me gaga.” Except in this case it’s Manny rejecting a compliment and shutting down a stranger from the internet. Aka my favorite pastime.

Way to go Manny! Shut those hoes down, one by one!

If you’d like to have any of your ridiculous, stupid, or funny conversations on gay hookup/dating apps/websites featured on this blog, screen cap and email them to me at bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com.

And one again, thanks for reading!

Peace, Love, and Up The Butt,
– Terrible Loser

NO ONE WORD MAN! (SUBMISSION)

This conversation makes less and less sense as you continue reading it. I would have something more interesting to say about it but I just. Don’t. Understand. What. The fuck. Is happening.

This one is also a very awesome submission from Manny Ramesh, who I also posted something from yesterday. If you want to submit your screen caps of ridiculous conversations you have with strangers on hookup websites/apps (doesn’t just have to be grindr, either), feel free to email them to me at bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com.

CVS CREEPER

The scariest part of this, though, is that I think I do remember seeing this guy at my local CVS… I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt this creeped out.

WTF THEY CAN EMAIL ME?!

So I got this email a few days ago, and I was horrified. This was sent from someone who’s NOT EVEN A MEMBER of DudesNude!!! And yet he contacted me!!!! That should not be allowed!!!

Fuck this shit, man. Fuuuck thiiis shittt.

He didn’t even attach a photo, either. Fool.

THIRSTY ASS BITCH

No caption needed. This bitch is thirsty.

Into Older?

It’s a double-photo post today. And I guess this also fits into the category of “pointless questions” because if I was into older, you’d know because I’d look at the age listed on your profile and I’d message you back if I’m interested!

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not opposed to older men. I’m 22 myself and I’ve had sex with 46-year-olds. So don’t come away from this post thinking that I’m a typical age-ist gay guy who only wants to sleep with men who are just like me. However, I’m still gonna laugh at these guys for asking a question that ultimately accomplishes nothing. Am I into older? Shut up!