PARK PSYCHOPATH

What I didn’t tell this guy, though, is that I DO live very near the park he was talking about.  But he was gross and creepy so I certainly wasn’t going to give that secret away.

SPOTTING THE METH HEADS

I’m a meth ninja. I can always detect a meth head when I see one. Which I guess isn’t a very impressive skill but whatever, at least this guy had some Christmas cheer in him.

Merry Christmas, y’all!

SEEN U ON DA BUSSS

I think I posted this guys nonsense earlier (I know it was a post about tucking or something) but then he hits me up about seeing me on the bus, and now I’m ready to report. #fuckingbyeee

THE CUTEST THING EVER

Fuck off, Randy.

WE ARE FRIENDS NOW

I remember this guy, he was so fucking weird and obsessed with being my friend despite us barely having a full grindr conversation together. I don’t fucks with those types too much before just ignoring them forever.

SENT FROM DOWN THE STREET

I love this. Most people would be creeped out by a message like this, but I thrive off of it.

I think I maybe ended up having sex with this person. I don’t remember.

BUTT ASS NAKED PT. 2

AAAAAAAAA!!!

NOW THAT’S A CREEPY SMILE (SUBMISSION)

This was emailed to me yesterday by a very awesome dude named Scott Medeiros. And lemme tell you, it is loaded! First off: that smile. Girl. That smile is so creepy. It looks like if the crypt keeper came out of the closet and then blew Dracula.

Secondly, I love the misplaced comma. “Looking for ,fun”, eh?

EDIT: I SOMEHOW DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL NOW THE MISSPELLING OF THE WORD ” DISCRETE “??? DECRETE HAHAHHA

But thirdly, I gotta turn this on Scott for a second, because girl, why you on grindr while driving your car?? Put the phone down and watch the road, sir!

But thanks for this lovely submissiom anyway. 😉

Remember, if you want to submit your ridiculous, gross, or just plain weird conversations with homosexual men on the internet to be featured on this blog, email them to me at bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com.

Peace, Love, and Up The Butt!
– Terrible Loser

MY FIRST ACTUAL SUBMISSION!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! NOT LYING TO YOU GUYS!!!!!!!

OK I truly truly promise that this is actually a screen cap that someone gave to me and not one I did myself. For real!!! I apologize for lying about the last one!!! Anyway here it is.

Isn’t it fabulous?? I’m so excited about it!! This was actually shared to me by someone I was chatting with on grindr and he sent me this screen cap to show me the usual kinds of messages he gets, and man am I jealous. If I got messages like this on a regular basis, my blog would be so much more popular!!

Also, I didn’t tell him about Ineligible Bachelors, so he doesn’t actually know that I’m using his screen cap on this blog… But whatever. Maybe he’ll find it some day and be really proud.

So yea. Feel free to send me more submissions, dear readers! Bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com! I know you get messages like these, stop holding out, assholes!!!!

OK that’s all.

Peace, love, and up the butt!
– terrible loser

CVS CREEPER

The scariest part of this, though, is that I think I do remember seeing this guy at my local CVS… I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt this creeped out.