Maybe. No. I dunno. What about ’em?
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THIS GUY SPEAKS HIS MIND
I assume he gave up on trying to get my attention, and he expressed his abdication textually. “No.” Hey, he gets points for being communicative!
I GUESS NOT
Yea guess not indeed.
GO FUCK YOURSELF LANE (SUBMISSION)
I love this. This was sent to me by a very awesome fan of Ineligible Bachelors named Chris S. He also told me that my blog has inspired him to find more enjoyment in Grindr / Gay social media apps! Yes, Chris! I’m very happy to see that this blog is teaching people how to be assholes on the internet. Honestly, the world needs more of that.
If you have a screen cap of a ridiculous, funny, out just plain stupid conversation on any gay social media app, feel free to send it to me at bjorngreenlaw@gmail.com, and I’ll most likely feature it on IB!
Peace, Love, and Up The Butt,
– Terrible loser
HAPPY LABOR DAY
Today’s post has nothing to do with Labor Day but whatever, I figured I’d say Happy Labor Day anyway.
Also, let this post be a PSA reminder to never hookup with someone who doesn’t provide you a clear face pic. Seriously.
THIS IS HOW I TALK TO GUYS
As someone who runs a blog that makes fun of people for being ridiculous slutty assholes on the internet, I think it’s only appropriate to have at least one post that pokes fun at myself. This is a photo of a conversation I’m currently having with someone on OKCupid — the posts with the blacked-out profile picture are mine.
Sidenote: His first message was in response to me telling him I think he’s handsome.
Anyway, yea, I’m insane, but tbh I purposefully do that to filter out any losers who can’t handle a crazy fuckin’ bitch like me. But yea, I’m an Ineligible Bachelor too, forreal.
Peace, Love, and Up The Butt!
– Terrible Loser
I FEEL KINDA VIOLATED
Because this guy guessed my private password and LOOKED AT MY DICK PICS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Then again, my password was “dick,” so I guess I kinda set myself up for something like this to happen.
I GOT CALLED A HORSE FACE
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Just read the fuckin’ convo. Bottom to top, people. This guy wanted to legit pay me ~$400-$600 a WEEK just to top him (and he’s listed as vers/top!) and all he could give me was a picture of him looking AWAY from the camera, and a picture of his face that was about the size of my thumb. Bitch, I am a high-class hooker. I don’t fuck people before gettin’ a good look at ’em.
But I got called a horse face, so really it’s all worth it. Because now I get to post his buffoonery on the internet! Enjoy, people.
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