GREETINGS EVERY TIME OF DAY

I never got one for night time 😦

HEY HEY HEY

“Maybe if I try the same message again but repeat what I said twice he’ll respond to me…”

Nope.

THROWBACK FRIDAY 2: WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE???

This. Fucking. Guy. Let me tell you a quick story: I distinctly remember this dude, because he would CONSTANTLY message me, and it would always be him asking this exact same question over and over again.

“WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET YOU NAKED IN MY BED??”

Like, the fact that I never responded to him should be an indicator that, to get me naked in his bed, he would have to be a completely different person. But whatever. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

I’ll return to the saga of Topdaily on Monday. Have a great weekend until then, y’all!

– Terrible Loser

This Person Has Been Bothering Me For A While

So that’s actually why I straight up told him he’s horrible to his face like that. He messaged me and messaged me and messaged me, and then his profile got deactivated, and then he re-appeared under a different Username and now keeps messaging me, so I’ve had it and I just told him he’s horrible.

And he responds with that. Fucking classic.

Also he correctly guessed which college I went to so I blurred it out, but you can probably read it through the blur, whatever. I don’t really care that much.